Archive for May, 2012

Evening Snail fans. As promised earlier I have uploaded the latest page of Bionic Eyed Snail. Please feel free to link to this site via Facebook, twitter or good old verbal communication. The influence of the Bionic Eyed Snail is spreading around the world with new countries being added to the list all of the time. Hopefully the number of hits will continue to rise and more countries will be added. Keep your eyes peeled for future updates and posts. Don’t forget poor old Rottencock as well, he is feeling pretty bad about blowing up a Nuclear Power Station and apparently the only way to make him feel better is for the hit count to reach 2000.

It’s been a busy old week with work, DIY and my 1st wedding anniversary so I’ve been a bit quiet on the wordpress front. I have managed to draw up two pages, one of which is coloured and ready to view. Page 8 will be uploaded tonight when I get in from work but in the mean time I thought I’d add another Rottencock strip to give you something to look at while you wait.

For our anniversary my wife got me a Wacom Bamboo Graphics Pad. Although I’ve had a quick go I haven’t had a chance to use it on Bionic Eyed Snail but hopefully the next page will be coloured using the Bamboo.

Anyway enjoy Rottencock and please keep an eye out for updates on Bionic Eyed Snail’s adventures.

(Bradwell is a Nuclear power station in Essex)

I was sorting though a pile of paper that has been sitting on my bedroom window sill for ages, much to the annoyance of my wife, and I stumbled across some little 1 frame comics I did about 6 months ago. Again these were to entertain the troops at work. I haven’t the foggiest how the idea came about and it might be best that way. I’ve got a few of these done already and they are pretty simple. The only photoshopping done on these is just darkening up the lines a touch but I didn’t want to complicate thinks by colouring them.

Anyway back to the matter at hand, may I introduce to you, Rottencock. Not only does he have the misfortune of being one of the living dead, he also can’t seem to find any permanent work so has resorted to temping.

Also Page 7 of Bionic Eyed Snail is uploaded so click here to take a look.


This is a special update for all the snail fans on the other side of this rock we call home. I’ve had quite a few hits from round there so keep them coming and spread the word. The UK should all be tucked in bed so you lovely people get the first look at the latest Bionic Eyed Snail news.

Bionic Eyed Snail has been up to his old tricks again and has adopted a rather cunning disguise while visiting New Zealand. You could have walked past him numerous times and not noticed him.

Page 7 of his story is complete will be online later today (UK time).

Please come back and visit and also follow on twitter, like on Facebook and subscribe via email. By doing this you’ll help spread the word about this slimy little terror.

The wonderful world of Google images has thrown up another appearance from Bionic Eyed Snail. It is not clear from the photo if Mr Ross is displaying his support for the war against humans or if he is just browsing his favorite website. Maybe we will never know. I must add though that he is looking rather fetching with his latest hi-tech gadgetry.

After witnessing the events in the Premier League on Sunday Bionic Eyed Snail went to the HQ and took it over. The opportunity to reach millions every weekend was too good to miss.

He has decided to make a couple of changes, the first being the new logo shown below and the second is appointing Joey Barton as public relations manager.

The computer issues have been resolved and Page 6 of Bionic Eyed Snail is up and running. I’ve also replaced pages 3 and 5 with lighter versions so hopefully they should be easier to view. I’m not sure why but the images show up darker on this site than they do on Photoshop.

Click here for the latest page.

Hopefully by now this is starting to look like a comic book version of a ‘B’ movie. When I first started drawing it I wanted to fill it full of puns and cheesy lines to make people chuckle. I hope I’ve achieved this. You may have noticed that the main character is rarely the same size, I purposely haven’t bothered trying to keep him to scale as I have noticed that they don’t do it in films. One that really sticks in my mind is Deep Blue Sea, there is a giant shark that is 50 feet long in one scene and fits through a door in another.

Anyway enough babbling on, go and read the page. At the risk of sounding like a broken record please like the Facebook group, follow on twitter and generally spread the word.



‘A bad workman always blames his tools’. Well I am a bad workman then. I said yesterday that I would have page 6 ready for today. The actual page is finished and I’m rather pleased with it even if I do say so myself. However I can’t seem to get it to upload to the site for everyone to view. I’m not really sure what is going wrong as I used the same computer to upload a picture yesterday. I’ll try again later and if its successful I’ll annoy you with another post. Also I lightened up pages 3 and 5 to make them a bit easier to see.

Sorry and cheers


Bionic Eyed Snail has been sneaking around Berlin as he heard that his following in Germany is growing. People have started to spray  bionic eyed graffitti on famous monuments. He is now bigger than The Hoff.

Here is a photo taken by a Japanese tourist at the Berlin wall. Mr Takeshi Sukasaki was later found rolled into a small ball inside a vending machine.

Page 6 of the main comic will be uploaded later today so keep your eyes peeled on Facebook and Twitter for news on the updates. Remember to like, follow and all that jazz.