Regular followers will have noticed that it has been 2 weeks since the last page of Bi0nic Eyed Snail was uploaded. I wanted to upload a page a week but unfortunately I have been tucked up in bed with a dose of flu. I hope that this delay in getting pages done won’t happen again and apologise to anyone who takes the time to look at my site.

Anyway, page 11 is uploaded and ready for your viewing pleasure.

Click here for page 11

So please enjoy and as always follow, like and generally spread the word.

Also if anyone notices any spelling errors or has any pointers for how it could be improved feel free to comment.



With England’s’ Euro 2012 campaign kicking off tomorrow Bionic Eyed Snail has decided that it would be a good opportunity to gain the upper hand against the natural enemy of all snails – The French. Here he is showing his support for the Three Lions (except Stuart Downing because he’s rubbish and JT because he is a massive prat). I’m tempted to stick this on a tee-shirt as I’m quite pleased with how it came out.



Its amazing how much we rely on technology in our everyday lives, you’ll suprised to find out that posting a webcomic is kind of depends on it. When my connection at home dropped out last weekend my first thought was to go online and get a contact number for sky and get it sorted. Anyway I have finished page 10 and also a couple of other images that I was hoping to post during the week but couldn’t upload.

Here is a picture of everyones favorite Zombie Temp that was done entirely on my Wacom Bamboo graphics tablet using photoshop. I’m really starting to get the hang of using it after forcing myself to use it for everything I’d usually do with a mouse. It becomes very easy once you get used to hovering a few mm above the pad to make the cursor move without creating a mark. I’ll also add another Bionic Eyed Snail picture later on done in the good old fashioned sketch, scan and colour.

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I thought that I’d have a really quick go at sketching with the Bamboo tablet so I thought Rottencock might like a little outing. Please excuse the roughness of the drawing but like I said it was a practice sketch. Anyway, enjoy.

People cheering, waving flags and having street parties. As much as I was looking forward to the ninth page of Bionic Eyed Snail I didn’t expect the entire country to go mad like it has. I’m not sure who organised it but the pageant on the Thames with the Queen in attendance was a really nice touch.

Click here to see what all the fuss is about.

While sitting there watching the rather unexpected but much appreciated celebrations I did notice a familiar little gastropod hitching a lift on one of the boats in the flotilla. I tracked a picture down on the web and I’ll keep my eyes peeled over the next few days to see if he pops up elsewhere.

Here is an extra little picture of what people were waving in the crowds.

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Evening Snail fans. As promised earlier I have uploaded the latest page of Bionic Eyed Snail. Please feel free to link to this site via Facebook, twitter or good old verbal communication. The influence of the Bionic Eyed Snail is spreading around the world with new countries being added to the list all of the time. Hopefully the number of hits will continue to rise and more countries will be added. Keep your eyes peeled for future updates and posts. Don’t forget poor old Rottencock as well, he is feeling pretty bad about blowing up a Nuclear Power Station and apparently the only way to make him feel better is for the hit count to reach 2000.

It’s been a busy old week with work, DIY and my 1st wedding anniversary so I’ve been a bit quiet on the wordpress front. I have managed to draw up two pages, one of which is coloured and ready to view. Page 8 will be uploaded tonight when I get in from work but in the mean time I thought I’d add another Rottencock strip to give you something to look at while you wait.

For our anniversary my wife got me a Wacom Bamboo Graphics Pad. Although I’ve had a quick go I haven’t had a chance to use it on Bionic Eyed Snail but hopefully the next page will be coloured using the Bamboo.

Anyway enjoy Rottencock and please keep an eye out for updates on Bionic Eyed Snail’s adventures.

(Bradwell is a Nuclear power station in Essex)

I was sorting though a pile of paper that has been sitting on my bedroom window sill for ages, much to the annoyance of my wife, and I stumbled across some little 1 frame comics I did about 6 months ago. Again these were to entertain the troops at work. I haven’t the foggiest how the idea came about and it might be best that way. I’ve got a few of these done already and they are pretty simple. The only photoshopping done on these is just darkening up the lines a touch but I didn’t want to complicate thinks by colouring them.

Anyway back to the matter at hand, may I introduce to you, Rottencock. Not only does he have the misfortune of being one of the living dead, he also can’t seem to find any permanent work so has resorted to temping.

Also Page 7 of Bionic Eyed Snail is uploaded so click here to take a look.


This is a special update for all the snail fans on the other side of this rock we call home. I’ve had quite a few hits from round there so keep them coming and spread the word. The UK should all be tucked in bed so you lovely people get the first look at the latest Bionic Eyed Snail news.

Bionic Eyed Snail has been up to his old tricks again and has adopted a rather cunning disguise while visiting New Zealand. You could have walked past him numerous times and not noticed him.

Page 7 of his story is complete will be online later today (UK time).

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